i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin
THIS IS AN OPEN MESSAGE TO THE WORLD.
I have kidnapped Santa Claus. Christmas will be cancelled forever unless my needs are met IMMEDIATELY. I hereby demand 10,000 BitCoins to be deposited into my BitCoin Wallet by tonight at midnight. Failure to comply will result in the immediate death of old St Nick here. The attached photo is 100% real and authentic; I do NOT fuck around!
Don’t let the dildo guy shove santa up their ass
now you listen here
Cat paw shaped gummy
the increasingly thoughtful titles for the first 12 chapters of durarara
ATTENTION: STRESSED OUT STUDENTS
NETFLIX HAS EIGHT EPISODES OF ANIMAL PLANET’S “TOO CUTE” AND THOSE EPISODES ARE LIKE 20 MINUTES EACH SO IF YOU NEED A STUDY BREAK THERE IS THAT
imagine koujaku practicing with his sword all shirtless and sweaty (⊙‿⊙✿)
#he has perfect technique and intensity#then aoba comes in to watch and he just ends up slamming his sword into a vase and they spend the next half hour picking up glass shards#he just wanted to impress aoba with his skills not his abnormally high dork capacity
What a student gave to one of my teachers
you know i could easily have an A in geometry if i did my damn homework but
"can you wrap this present for me"